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Source: Found Today at EBAY

4 STRAIGHT FUNNY GUYS TO LIVEN UP YOUR PARTY OR TO HANG OUT WITH FOR 1 NIGHT/DAY

No weird stuff or sex – we are very funny,nice and respectful guys from south jersey.we are between 43 and 45 years old. Four straight funny guys that will give u lots of laughs and good times to remember at your party or for a night out!

 There are some rules:

  • No weird stuff
  • No sex
  • They will take any reasonable offer
  • Buyer supplies the transportation, the beer, etc (?)
  • They will travel anywhere in the continental US.
  • After you win the auction they want to talk to you.  Hmmmm..
  • Bidding starts at $2,300.00.

Inky’s Take: Well there are four of them.   To say my jaw hit the floor would be an understatement.  Then I got to thinking about it, and thought what if they are *really* funny, and fun guys..

Then the Festrunk Brothers, shoulder wiggled in on that thought.   Nawww, that’s okay.   Maybe I’ll go with the ‘Boyfriend in a Box‘….

I want you to know I laughed for the longest time at the Weird Stuff Category on Ebay.   Ever need a pick-me-up, you should check it out!