The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.
People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.
It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.
Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course.
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide
It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.
Source:Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book
Photo: found at Eating Suburbia