The Once Over…

beerwomanThe Female Once-Over–a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type, and then decides how much of a social threat she might be.

Men have a parallel process, but it’s binary: Does he have beer? If yes, will he share with me?

Source:Jim Butcher, Changes

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

Inky’s Take: There are several types of Female Once-Overs for those unaware.

  1. The Quick look ‘n Sniff dismissal.
  2. The Oh Heck No she is not wearing the same dress I am!
  3. The She’s sidling up to My Guy? Followed rather quickly by…
  4. The B*TCH  an inevitable precursor to the final category called
  5. It’s On Cat Fight!  The all time favorite of the male beer drinker spectator.

It should be noted that interference is strictly prohibited.  Consider yourself warned!