I love that noise!


River Song: Use the stabilizers!

The Doctor: It doesn’t have stabilizers

River Song: The blue switches! ! 

The Doctor: The blue ones don’t do anything, they’re just… blue!

River Song: Yes they’re blue: they’re the blue stabilizers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilizes] See?

The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it’s boring now, isn’t it? They’re boring-ers! They’re blue… boring-ers!

Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?

The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!

River Song: Okay, I’ve mapped the probability vectors, done a fold back on the temporal isometrics, charted the ship to its destination and… [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.

The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven’t landed!

River Song: Of course we’ve landed; I just landed her.

The Doctor: But it didn’t make the noise.

River Song: What noise?

The Doctor: You know, the… [does an impression of the TARDIS materialization sound]

River Song: It’s not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.

The Doctor: Yes, well, it’s a brilliant noise. I love that noise.

Source: Steven Moffat

Image: Tardis-Wikia.com