“It’s not because I want to make out with her.”

 cosmouk

“Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he’d just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit”

Source: John Green, Looking for Alaska

Image: UK Cosmopolitan

Inky: I’ll be away for the next few days moving cabins yet again.  I am moving from an – on flat ground, near the road cabin, to altitude. This time I will be up the side of a mountain.

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I can hear the booking conversation now…

Look up…

some more…

just a little more…

There!

Ski lifts?

You said they were optional.  We can do parachutes though and oxygen is standard, of course.

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My company really likes playing with my head.  Why would they put me on the side of a mountain when it’s gonna sleet and snow? Ideas?  Anyone?  Cause I’m fresh out…

Anyway, be back Saturday…