Conversation with the oldest:

chibi_iron_man_by_magy_san-d4qxkm6Her: “I can’t drink the rest of my milk, it won’t come out of the cup.”
Me: (tips the cup up higher, bringing the milk to her lips)
Her: “hehe…. oh, yeah I guess it does work.”
Me: “You’re at a disadvantage little girl. 1) your daddy understands physics. 2) every trick you’ll ever try I’ve done and perfected.”
Her: “sorry daddy I wasn’t listening, I’m being iron man right now.”

Source: a little Inky chip off the ole block.

Image: mangy_san