“When did you get so smart?”

Laurie Taylor

He tapped his forehead. “Brain transplant. They put in a whale’s. I’m passing all my classes with my eyes closed now, but I just can’t get over this craving for krill.” He shrugged. “And I feel sorry for the whale that got my brain. Probably swimming around Florida now trying to catch glimpses of girls in bikinis.”

 

Source: Maggie Stiefvater, Lament: The Faerie Queen’s Deception (Books of Faerie, #1)

Image: Laurie Taylor