I will be very careful the next time I fall in love, she told herself. Also, she had made a promise to herself that she intended on keeping. She was never going to go out with another writer: no matter how charming, sensitive, inventive or fun they could be. They weren’t worth it in the long run. They were emotionally too expensive and the upkeep was complicated. They were like having a vacuum cleaner around the house that broke all the time and only Einstein could fix it. She wanted her next lover to be a broom.
Einstein’s vacumn: Richard Brautigan, Sombrero Fallout
Toon: cartoon stock
Inky: note to self, writers are “charming, sensitive, inventive, or fun”, rather nice collection of words there. But.
This is the sentence, ‘They were like having a vacuum cleaner around the house that broke all the time and only Einstein could fix it.’ Personally, I find that a nice drink goes a long way in the repair process…
Folks. It’s just like any other animal you commit to taking home. You must do your research and find out how to care for your pet. I suggest Glenlivet.