found on: Pinterest
found on: Pinterest
Toon: found at funnyminions.com
Doing: working on the manuscript, drinking coffee, and missing the millions.
My Muse told me he is classified as an ‘Agent of Fortune’. He is a Traveler who is tasked with inspiring and influencing his person, ‘me’, to make beneficial decisions to their spiritual and physical futures.
He went on to say that as the legend goes, the male muse is cursed because he has seen or been to the future and knows what will happen. Even so he cannot make his person choose the right thing, or make the right decision. He can only hope to steer me along the right path.
Quirks range from time not affecting them as it does others causing them to phase in and out, sometimes in social situations and the tendency to be irritatingly positive in the worst of situations.
– crickets chirping –
Well it sounded good three bourbons ago….
Definition of ‘male muse’: found in the Urban Dictionary, seriously
Image: Cartoon Stock
A family member was playing brain quest with our six year old while waiting for her great grandmother.
Question: How many inches are in a foot?
Six year old: “I don’t know?”
Six year old: “No, it depends on what size the foot is.”
and there are five others just like this one…
I love my family.
Image: Mother Nature Network
BC Comics: Johnny Hart & Mason Mastroianni
Inky: I’m sore as heck, scratches, bruises. Yesterday was the battle of the roses, literally. But today my rose bushes are gorgeous! If only I could move.
Find the muse? Yeah, he’s sleeping it off in the back bedroom.
Doing: Connecting the caffeine IV.
Toon: as noted: Wiley Ink, inc.
toon: Bill Watterson
Doing? People watching, local bar and grill, with my trusty journal by my side. I love coming to this little place for lunch. I try to get here early so I can sit at a back booth and scribble away. They keep me in sweet tea, and don’t bother me while the crowd mills in and out. Every now and again someone gives me a weird look, but that’s okay. I own it, I’m weird.
I will be very careful the next time I fall in love, she told herself. Also, she had made a promise to herself that she intended on keeping. She was never going to go out with another writer: no matter how charming, sensitive, inventive or fun they could be. They weren’t worth it in the long run. They were emotionally too expensive and the upkeep was complicated. They were like having a vacuum cleaner around the house that broke all the time and only Einstein could fix it. She wanted her next lover to be a broom.
Einstein’s vacumn: Richard Brautigan, Sombrero Fallout
Toon: cartoon stock
Inky: note to self, writers are “charming, sensitive, inventive, or fun”, rather nice collection of words there. But.
This is the sentence, ‘They were like having a vacuum cleaner around the house that broke all the time and only Einstein could fix it.’ Personally, I find that a nice drink goes a long way in the repair process…
Folks. It’s just like any other animal you commit to taking home. You must do your research and find out how to care for your pet. I suggest Glenlivet.
I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room…
Writing artist: Ray Bradbury
Artist: Rob the doodler on deviant art.
Inky: …after they’ve dined upon the ‘anyones’ in the room, of course.
Doing: listening to Despacito – Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee “Slowly. I want to smell your neck, slowly. Let me whisper things in your ear so that you’ll remember when you’re not with me”.
Ahhhh, I like…
If you hear voices, you’re a lunatic. If you write down what they say, you’re an author.
realism: Dani Harper
Doing: grilling hotdogs, and waiting for the fireworks. Happy Fourth!!!
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